Does Perry Mason call you looking for advice?

Do corporations bow at your feet and worship you?

When people ask the question "Who ya gonna call?" and they say "Ghostbusters" do you think, "Are they friggen' nuts? They should call me...I'd nail those you know whats to the wall..."

Okay, then now we're talking!

We are working with some of the most prestigious law firms in NYC.

That's right, complete screwballs like us are dealing with the crème de la crème of the legal world and who would have ever guessed that?

Certainly not me!

Well, believe it or not we are and here is what they are looking for!

These clients (and before you try and figure out who they are, these are multiple different firms that I am lumping together to save time and energy...after all we are in a Bush economy and every penny counts unless of course Obama gets in and then he'll take that last penny but I digress...) these clients are looking for Equity and Non-Equity partners that bring with them a minimum of a million dollars a year in portable business in any of the following specialties...Corporate, IP, Financial, Securities, Patent law, litigators in any of the areas I list here, Venture Capital, Technology, Real Estate, Trusts & Estates, Environmental, Insurance & Reinsurance, or Labor & employment.

If that is you and you are admitted to the NY Bar and you bill out at a minimum of $400 an hour and would like to dramatically increase your billing and billing capabilities then we need to talk. Of course everything discussed with us will be kept completely confidential unless of course we are captured by Iraqi terrorists and then I can assure you I am giving you up.

Salaries on this position range from the low end of $350K into the Millions plus incentives.

Look, I know I am joking around here a lot, but these are serious positions for seriously talented individuals.

If this is the type of player that you are, we will handle you with the type of professionalism you are most assuredly accustomed to.

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